Male or Female?? Which will you play?

[zMessiahz]

I, like, play female characters cause, you know, their ass wiggles when they move. After all, if I am going to spend all my free time playing a game, I might as well get turned on while I do it. And have you seen the melons on those toons? Damn boyeee, I wish my girl had knockers like that. Come to think of it, there is just something about women with super-fit tight bodies blowing people up with big guns that just gets me all hot. I don't think I'll even play in a MAX cause it will, like, totally hide their bods. I just hope they add some cool pelvic thrust taunt animations. Wouldn't that just be peachy?