If you were an Evil Villian

Skullhead · 2003-07-22, 01:06 AM

If you were an evil villian what kind of evil villian would you be??

Would you be the typical bond type evil villian who plans on dominating the world with just 1 superweapon that can be destroyed by a spy and a sexy chick??

Would you be the evil villian who wears a hockey mask with a meshti and kills people??

Would you be the evil villian who kills the hero personally without gloating about your evil plans???

There are many different kinds of evil villians and they have all been stereo typed in movies. What kind of evil villian would you be and what type of superweapon would you have and how would you start to dominate the world??

I would be the evil villian who would kill the hero personally the first chance I got and then dominate the world with 2 superweapons of destruction.
I would have a super laser that can destroy anything and a floating fortress of doom.

I would start by blowing up Canada because no one would miss anything that comes from canada except for hockey players and that would show the world I mean buisness.
Then I would blow up the UK because that is were all the good spys come from.
After that I would blow up all the Dell PC factories and then the Gateway PC factories.
Then I would blow up all the wal-mart parking lots so that no one would be able to park at wal-mart ever again and there would be endless traffic jams around every wal-mart MWHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....
The Most evil thing I would do would be to blow up the TV studio sets were they film The Teletubbies and Barney and everything within a 500 mile Radius so that not speck of Yellow, blue, pink, or purple fuz will exist. It will be nothing more than a steralized crater of nothing.

I would use my superlaser to destroy santa's workshop and elfs and everything else in the north pole that is associated (Even deer) with santa clause. Then I would land my fortress of doom over the remains of santas workshop and rule the world from there.

That is what I would do if I were an evil villian MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.....