Originally posted by Incompetent
wow, that is one sick fuck
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Ok, first of all, I would like to say that a person cannot be a fuck. Fuck is an action (as in I fucked X) or an interjection (FUCK! My Jackhammer just jammed!) but not a noun.
That aside, I belive the person who did this deserves to have the joke done on her- steal her husband/son/daughter/parents and repeat the joke.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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