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Whoa...how did that get there?
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I was in US History class, and our teacher says.
"The other periods have a different quiz schedule. You might want to write this down..."
And he stopped.
This is an exact copy of what was on the board. Note that he doesn't use arrows, he actually writes an equal sign followed by a greater than sign. He's a robot.
10/8/03
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Quiz Tomorrow
Per'.s 1,3,4 => Sections 1,2
Per'.s 6,8 => Sections 2,3
hermaphrodite
Everyone started cracking up. The teacher stopped talking as he was amazed at why the hell that word was there, and he reached for the eraser.
The handwriting wasn't his, someone else wrote "hermaphrodite".
It is of note that, due to glare, I could read the erased words on the other board, and it appears that there was some kind of Sex Ed class beforehand, but somehow that word escaped the axe.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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2003-10-08, 06:18 PM
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