Mass skippage predicted tomorrow in my school
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The Marlins won, so there must be a parade.
A LOT of people are going to go, even some teachers. The school has stipulated that they are NOT to skip school. A compromise was attempted in that anyone wearing a Marlins shirt was exempt from uniform (picked one up at the local Publix, but the bastards are selling them for $13 each). However, this has done nothing.
I know for a fact that my US History teacher, a Cuban who went to New York and a big Yankees fan won't go.
I also know that four, yes FOUR, (4), cuatro, X X X X, four of us plan to be here for Theology tomorrow. And I think that the teacher isn't one of them.
I won't be going. I was born in De-troit. Go Tigers!
43 wins, 119 losses!
They'll come around...maybe...
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2003-10-27, 10:51 PM
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