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2003-10-29, 09:22 PM
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Chapter 1: Frozen and Flailed
It was a cold morning, 0745 hours. Every day was cold on Esamir. But today was extra cold, to boot. Incompetent, who wasn't, stood on the wall of the Dragonwolves's (Clan Draconus Lupus) base. Sentry duty. He walked along, investigating possible enemies with a Bolt Driver. He'd been up since about 0000 hours, and was due to stay untiil 0800. He sighed. You could see the sigh. Cristmas would be coming along soon. He wondered what to get for the outfit. Other troops were gathering wood for a fire. Ouroboros came up to him. "Inc!" "Ouro! It's your turn in fifteen minutes. Any reports of enemy activity over the map?" "None. Looks like another easy day." "So what DID happen with ol' eMa, anyway?" "She's still around, sometimes, at least. I think. Maybe she's been released." "She still with that guy?" "She got married." "Dammit!" "I..." A huge explosion landed in the courtyard. People ran. "Shit! What the hell was that?" "FLAIL! EVERYONE TAKE COVER!" Incompetent screamed into a megaphone. They ran for the buildings.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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