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Searo's Attempt at emulating Aztec's Attempt at Copying Thugor
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Chapter 1.3
Jimbob was a terran soldier. Everyday he got up and made his bed like a good little boy.
"Jim don't you not like making you bed everyday?" said Fredjoe, another terran dude.
"I"M LOVIN IT!!!!1111" said Jimbob.
Fredjoe had a seizure and writhed on the floor. Jimbob stole his bran flakes and ate them, but then he was constipated.
"GET IN THE SUNDERER YOU PANSIES!!!1111!!" said SergeantSCREAM.
Hans was confused. "Why is everyone shouting with too many exclamation marks and ones?"
Jimbob threw his bran flakes at him, and Hans had a seizure.
"GET IN!!!11!!!" said SCREAM.
Jimbob ran through the side of the sunderer and punched a hole in it and then sat in a velvet seat with a coffee stain on it.
The driver had an eyepatch on and a parrot. He yelled,
"ARR!! IM A PIRATE MONLKEY!!!11!"
Hans got up from his seizure. He was confused again. "Vhat is going on? Vhy did I have de seizure. And vhy do you not spell the monkey correctly?"
The driver floored it and the sunderer drove away. Hans fell out of the hole in the door and had another seizure. Jimbob laughed like a school girl and ate more branflakes.
END CHAPTER 1.3
CUE THE DANCING MONKEYS
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2003-10-31, 08:32 PM
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