Is your SUV killing innocent people?

[Airlift]

Leave it to Lex to bring my little car into the fray. I'll stand by my gas mileage, and I carpool whenever possible. I also get the added benefit of never driving a big group of people around, which the suckers in the SUVs always end up having to do.

SUVs are more than just gas guzzlers, they are a serious threat to anyone else on the roads or even in the parking lots of the nation. It's like a personal arms race where everybody wants the biggest car so when they smash into the other guy, he dies instead. So we end up with an army of people driving alone in huge trucks when they barely have the driving skills to handle a sedan.