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PSU: The reason the chicken crossed the road
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You shall soon know what ECT stands for.
If you know, don't say it. Chapter 1: Prelude It had been a long day on Ceryshen. Vanu had savagely attacked Brig. Gen. AztecWarrior's base. Well, it wasn't his, but he was in it, along with his outfit. He returned to his room. Aztec wasn't very mentally stable. He had clinical depression for a while now. He also suffered from severe flashbacks. He had been tortured, executed, witnessed a nuke go off, he had been through every possible self-esteem killer. He had already killed himself, thanks to respawning he lived to tell about it. He had attended a brief anti-suicide group, and was whisked back into battle. As he returned to the barracks, he had a surprise. His recently-married wife, Black Widow, was there. She was a Warrant Officer, aka Secret Agent. She could be doing a job at any given moment. "Surprise!" But he didn't see her. He entered a flashback. He was tied to the wall. The armor had been plucked off his Agile armor. He was weaponless. It was the desert, somewhere. He hated this flashback. "Happy to see me?" CDL, a Terran clan, took him prisoner. He was reliving this. He looked at the person who said that. A female. Was he a nutcase? He had a phobia of that person. She had tortured him for three months. She had destroyed his matrixing info and killed him so he wouldn't respawn. It was {{eMaGyN}}. "Oh, God, no, please, NO!" Black Widow was stunned. "Honey, are you OK?" "ggg.....gg.GET AWAY FROM ME!" He huddled up in the corner. She knew that he was having one of his episodes. She locked the doors to the barracks. "It's me...your wife..." "Ppplease. Don't hurt me. Pppppplease." "Argh!" She walked over to the opposite side of the room. She had come all the way to see him, and this is what she got. "Nutcase. What a nutcase." she muttered under her breath. "I HEARD THAT!" he yelled. The flashback melted away. And then the argument began.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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