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The outside world: Ninjas vs Pirates
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Here, in this bubble we call "PlanetSide Universe", the main rivalry is either another Spider the Goth versus Aztec the Catholic Mexican Nazi, Spider the Goth versus Squeeky the Gimp in the Boxs, Kittens vs Spoons with a side of Bovines.
This is merely a microcosm of the greatest battle of the internet.
Ninjas versus Pirates.
Who are you affiliated with? The stealthy, cool ninjas or the brazen, mass-attack pirates?
NOTE: The Illuminati-funding but Neutral Swiss Banker (TM) option is disabled, that's me and me alone.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
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2003-11-18, 06:40 PM
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