fun little game

[Ait'al]

Porn is a false moustache that cannot be removed from your house! It communicates via Instant Messenger and comes with its own storage kennel.

Gay porn is a billboard that's only visible under ultraviolet light, is monogrammed (up to three letters) and can play the trumpet.

pron is a pair of shoes that sings comical songs, is heavier than it looks and is ten feet tall.

Penis n da but is a handgun that comes with a variety of coloured fascias, probably won't work and has a built-in alarm clock.


These are getting better. 8)

Freedom fries is a blow-up doll that anticipates your every move! It does exactly what it says on the tin and has no sharp edges.

france is an armband that keeps food fresh for up to eight weeks! It may have harmful side effects.

USA is like a normal retinal implant, but it quacks like a duck.

united states of america is a fax machine that speaks with the voice of James Earl Jones! It tells you when it's ready.

Germany is a headband! It glows in the dark!

England is like a normal aquarium, but it can pick locks.

Democracy is a small plastic pyramid! It bounces up and down!

Socialism is a fork that improves blood clotting! It moulds vegetables and floats in water.

Communism is like a normal kettle, but it doesn't always work.

Marxism is a bubble-car that can be programmed to perform simple tasks! It communicates via Instant Messenger and plays Nethack.

PSU is an MP3 player that helps the medicine go down! It is voice-activated and comes with a variety of coloured fascias.

PS is a bracelet that dispenses tea or coffee! It moulds vegetables and produces pure oxygen.

PlanetSide-Universe is a bracelet that feeds your pets! It has a mind of its own and dehumidifies the air.

PlanetSide is a belt buckle that's used by the US military! It folds out into a tent and keeps you warm at night.

Planet Side is a freezer that displays pornography, follows a target of your choice and detects evil.