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Old 2003-12-19, 12:21 AM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Colleges hitting on me....in 10th grade


PSATs are back, and I would have gotten an 1160 on the SAT. I fucking owned the writing section, though. GPA in 9th grade was very close to a 4.0. The curriculum in my school is hardest in South Florida, easy. (Prep school).

I have recieved letters from the following colijes and universi-tees which basically say "Yes! Send me your 10 reasons/instructions on how to navigate colleges/etc. booklet. Insert self-buttering up of college here. Use my first name so much it's obvious that this was a template. Reply by mail in the postage-paid first class roxxor L10 envelope we sent you, or by logging in with this login and password."

The collijes (Location in parenthesis):

Simon's Rock College of Bard (Great Barrington, Massachusetts)
Washington University in St. Louis (St. Louis, Missouri)
Northeastern University (Boston, Massachusetts)
Providence College (Providence, RI)
Columbia University (New York City, New York)
Tulane (New Orleans, Louisiana)
Goucher College (Baltimore, Maryland)
University of Miami (Miami, Florida)
Duke University (Somewhere in the South) also sends me these summer course applications for performance on my ACT (taken 7th grade in talent program)

More are coming in daily.

Dude...how 'bout I FINISH SOPHOMORE YEAR before you open your proverbial legs, K?

Just kidding. This is good news. I'm going somewhere.
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