You know you have been playing planetside too long when...

[Jabberwocky]

Yeah I'm sure people have done something like this before, but I'm taking the liberty of making a new one (flame on if you want, I don't care)
anyways...

You know you have been playing Planetside too long when:

1. You try to patch up your car with a caulking gun
2. You run around your neighbor hood trying to "cap" people's houses
3. You attempt to open your door with a laser pointer.
4. You can't add to this list because you are playing Planetside.

Other good ones I've heard (but didn't make up):

5. You break down and cry uncontrollably every time you see a backpack.
6. You call for someone to come and kill you when you get stuck in a shower stall.

Feel free to add to this list if you can think of some more.