Ww2 4 1337

[Infernus]

�7:42PM� <Waxx> "WWII for the 1337"

�7:42PM� <Waxx> Hitler is talking to these people

�7:42PM� <Waxx> and he's like

�7:43PM� <Waxx> "ph34r, i r 1337"

�7:43PM� <Waxx> and they are all like, "omgz k"

�7:43PM� <Waxx> thus, hitler rises to power in germany

�7:43PM� <Waxx> now

�7:43PM� <Waxx> the british and french are like "wtf"

�7:43PM� <Waxx> so they talk to him

�7:43PM� <Waxx> and they're like "d00d wtf r u doing"

�7:43PM� <Waxx> now

�7:44PM� <Waxx> well

�7:44PM� <Waxx> we'll skip in the middle

�7:44PM� <Waxx> September 1st, 1939

�7:44PM� <Waxx> Hitler invades poland

�7:44PM� <Waxx> the polish are like "omg wtf"

�7:44PM� <Waxx> and the germans are like "ph34r"

�7:44PM� <Waxx> polish are like "wtf no"

�7:44PM� <Waxx> and then the germans pwn them all

�7:44PM� <Waxx> poland falls to the germans

�7:45PM� <Waxx> next they march through belgium to go around the maginot line

�7:45PM� <Waxx> the french thought they were 1337 with that maginot line, but they
were just n00bs

�7:45PM� <Waxx> anyhow

�7:45PM� <Waxx> with hitler marching through neutral belgium, the british are
like "omg wtf"

�7:45PM� <Waxx> eventually, hitler gets through poland and attacks france,
bypassing the maginot line

�7:45PM� <Waxx> the french are like "omg h4x"

�7:46PM� <Waxx> and the germans are, again, like "ph34r"

�7:46PM� <Waxx> France falls

�7:46PM� <Waxx> Britain now becomes involved in active combat against the germans

�7:46PM� <Waxx> now, there are about 300,000 british and french soldiers on the
beaches of dunkirk

�7:47PM� <Waxx> and the germans are coming, they're all like "omgz pwn"

�7:47PM� <Waxx> and winston churchill says "n00bs, no"

�7:47PM� <Waxx> then all the british begin h4xing

�7:47PM� <Waxx> most of those 300,000 men are rescued and pwn another day

�7:47PM� <Waxx> things quiet down for a bit

�7:48PM� <Waxx> anyway

�7:48PM� <Waxx> things are quiet until hitler decides he'd like to invade russia

�7:48PM� <Waxx> so, he does

�7:48PM� <Waxx> the russians are like "OMG WTF D00DZ, STOP TKING"

�7:48PM� <Waxx> and the germans are still like "omg ph34r n00bz"

�7:48PM� <Waxx> the russians fall back, all the way to moscow

�7:48PM� <Waxx> and then they all begin h4xing, which brings on the russian winter

�7:49PM� <Waxx> the germans are like "wtf, h4x"

�7:49PM� <Waxx> now, the russians are like "omgz pwn"

�7:49PM� <Waxx> and so, the russians begin pushing the germans out of the soviet
union

�7:49PM� <Waxx> so there you have it in europe

�7:49PM� <Waxx> but what's happening in the pacific?

�7:50PM� <Waxx> now

�7:50PM� <Waxx> japanese relations with the US had been deteriorating

�7:50PM� <Waxx> in fact, the japanese bought scrap metal off us up until a few days
before pearl harbor

�7:50PM� <Waxx> the US was just like "omgz k"

�7:51PM� <Waxx> and the **** were like "thx"

�7:51PM� <Waxx> suddenly, on december 7th, the japanese attack pearl harbor,
hawaii

�7:51PM� <Waxx> the americans are like "WTF"

�7:51PM� <Waxx> and the japanese, like their german allies, are all "omgz ph34r"

�7:51PM� <Waxx> seeing as the US had not developed proper h4x yet, they were
unable to repel the onslaught

�7:52PM� <Waxx> roosevelt orders immediate h4xing, and war is declared upon the empire of japan

�7:52PM� <Waxx> the japanese were very 1337

�7:52PM� <Waxx> they really knew how to h4x0rz

�7:53PM� <Waxx> so the us suffered a string of defeats

�7:53PM� <Waxx> until an obscure island known as midway becomes a very pivotal
point on the map

�7:53PM� <Waxx> the japanese sent out a 1337 battle fleet to take and occupy
midway

�7:54PM� <Waxx> the americans, now becoming fluent in their h4xing abilities, managed to h4x the japanese code

�7:54PM� <Waxx> and learned of the plot

�7:54PM� <Waxx> so they sent out some h4xing vessels...er..i mean aircraft carriers, destroyers, and one or two submarines to deal with the japanese threat

�7:54PM� <Waxx> the japanese began their attack on midway

�7:55PM� <Waxx> they immediately were like "WTF are these planez0rz and shipz0rz doing here?"

�7:55PM� <Waxx> the americans are now like "omgz pwn"

�7:55PM� <Waxx> they now had the h4x with them, and sunkz0rz four front line japanese aircraft carriers, a major defeat for the japanese

�7:56PM� <Waxx> from this point on, the japanese would be playing a defensive
battle for the rest of the war

�7:56PM� <Waxx> now, back to europe

�7:56PM� <Waxx> the year is now 1944

�7:56PM� <Waxx> the US 8th air force has been pwning the german industry by the
air for some time now

�7:56PM� <Waxx> the british have been pwning them at night

�7:57PM� <Waxx> eisenhower the 1337 feels that it is time to stage the attack on
fortress europe

�7:57PM� <Waxx> and thus, on june 6, 1944, operation overlord commenced

�7:58PM� <Waxx> the germans were like "wtf r they doing here", because we had
h4xed them into believing the landing sites would be at calaise, far from the actual
landing zones

�7:58PM� <Waxx> still, they put up a very 1337 fight

�7:58PM� <Waxx> rommel had wanted to use his 1337 panzer divisions to drive the
allies into the sea

�7:58PM� <Waxx> but hitler was like "Wtf n00b, no, stfu"

�7:59PM� <Waxx> because of this, the allies were able to establish a beachhead and
begin landing their massive amounts of war materiel

�7:59PM� <Waxx> after the beaches, facing the allies were many large bushes called
bocage

�7:59PM� <Waxx> crisscrossing the french countryside

�8:00PM� <Waxx> the germans camped in them, waiting to pwn anyone who dared to go through

�8:00PM� <Waxx> this posed a severe problem for the allies

�8:00PM� <Waxx> some ingenious engineers, however, devised a contraption that, when fitted to the hull of a tank, could cut through the dense bocage

�8:01PM� <Waxx> when the germans first encountered vehicles with these contraptions, they were like "omgz wtf, h4x0rz"

�8:01PM� <Waxx> the americans were like "omgz pwn"

�8:01PM� <Waxx> though the fight was still tough, and many allied tanks and men were lost

�8:02PM� <Waxx> but the germans would not be lasting much longer

�8:02PM� <Waxx> with 1337 allied air cover now completely pwning the skies, they
could now concentrate on close air support

�8:02PM� <Waxx> the germans now got to experience this on the receiving end

�8:02PM� <Waxx> needless to say, they were all going "omg wtf"

�8:03PM� <Waxx> with the russians having pushed the germans completely out of
their homeland, the end was near for the third reich

�8:03PM� <Waxx> soon the allies reached the rhine river

�8:03PM� <Waxx> the germans, crafty as ever, blew up all the bridges across

�8:03PM� <Waxx> except one

�8:03PM� <Waxx> then some 1337 allies in some jeepz0rz ran across it

�8:03PM� <Waxx> the germans were like "OMGZ H4X"

�8:04PM� <Waxx> the allies had entered germany itself

�8:04PM� <Waxx> much fighting ensued, and eventually they reached berlin after
much pwnage being dealt from both sides

�8:04PM� <Waxx> the russians, vengeful as ever, were allowed to enter berlin first

�8:04PM� <Waxx> where they proceeded to pwn everything, no matter what in hell it
was

�8:05PM� <Waxx> hitler comes to his senses and goes "wtf..."

�8:05PM� <Waxx> he and his mistress commit suicide in an underground bunker deep
in germany

�8:05PM� <Waxx> the war in europe is over.

�8:06PM� <Waxx> meanwhile in the pacific.....

�8:06PM� <Waxx> with the americans having dealt a major blow to the japanese at
midway, they press their luck further

�8:06PM� <Waxx> they begin pwning islands

�8:06PM� <Waxx> island after island falls

�8:06PM� <Waxx> iwo jima falls

�8:06PM� <Waxx> okinawa falls

�8:07PM� <Waxx> not wanting to risk the insanely high casualty rate of an invasion of japan, the president decides to drop two atomic bombs

�8:07PM� <Waxx> the japanese surrender

�8:07PM� <Waxx> world war two is over

�8:07PM� <Waxx> everyone goes home and gets laid

�8:07PM� <Waxx> the end

�8:08PM� <Waxx> with that, gentlemen, i bid you good night