For the pursuit of comedy. I am going to interpret what he just said.
He's sorry that we feel that way because we're pale white black people who live in our parent's basement (
) and play video games (not to mention post on a forum...where he posts as well) Anyway he's turning 18 soon and he seems to make a lot of cheese, specifically types of smooth hard cheese varying in flavor from mild to extra sharp. He's gonna take his whip (S&M maybe?) and buy a baby's crib that he and his people from KMU (an acronym that is impossible to determine) click. By click I assume it has something to do with a computer mouse or perhaps an automatic cheese grinder. Thus far though somewhat confusing, what he has said makes a little sense. Who wouldn't want an automatic cheese grinder, baby crib, and S&M whip? He seems to be saddened by the fact that we are able to learn computer languages (I assume C, C++ etc? Perhaps binary? Or maybe it is simply chat room lingo.) or RPG world languages. . .Ahem. . . However we have trouble speaking "normal" and by normal he surely means using terms such as "cheddar" and "pale white ******". He believes we talk like phonies (despite the fact that he uses "cheddar" as a term for money, which I am starting to assume he meant)
Ok this is getting boring. I wish you luck on your quest to become a rapper, so long as it's not near me. Or I'ma have to bust my glock on yo azz. Oh yeah and make sure you give that gun back to whoever its true owner is. A 17 year old "gangsta" with a gun is illegal. Of course, I doubt you would understand this fact as you are dumb enough to let your friend aim at the back of your head with a gun like that. Speaking of which, in that picture, your legs aren't far enough apart to be a true "gangsta" you gotta spread em like you're waiting for a telephone pole to be plunged into your ass. Gotta walk like you got one up your ass too. Dog.