Military Warning Labels

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MILITARY WARNING LABELS

"Aim towards the Enemy." -Instruction printed on US Rocket
Launcher

"When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. -U..S.
Marine Corps

"Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are
guaranteed
to always hit the ground." -U.S.A.F. Ammo

"If the enemy is in range, so are you." -Infantry Journal

"A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when
you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's
left of your unit." -Army's magazine of preventive maintenance

"It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you
just bombed." -U.S. Air Force Manual

"Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo." -Infantry
Journal

"Tracers work both ways." -U.S. Army Ordnance

"Five-second fuses only last three seconds." -Infantry Journal

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." -David
Hackworth

"If your attack is going too well, you're walking into an
ambush." -Infantry Journal

"No combat-ready unit has ever passed inspection." -Joe Gay

"Any ship can be a minesweeper... once." -Anon

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do."
-Unknown

Marine Recruit
"Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you." -Your
Buddies
"If you see a bomb technician running, try to keep up with him."
U.S.A.F. Ammo Troop