Something I found on OF

[Biohazzard56]

I saw this on the Official Fourms and thought this was pretty funny,

Originally Posted by Shinobi_Wan_Kinobi

OFFICIAL PLANETSIDE FORUM RESPONSE FORM:
Dear:
[ ] Poster
[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] Annoying person
[ ] Freak
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Troller
[ ] Average Joe
[ ] Nice Guy
[ ] Mr Cool
[ ] Topic Maker

I took exception to your recent...
[ ] Post
[ ] Post regarding balance issues
[ ] Post containing opinion and stating it as fact
[ ] Post containing large words to make others feel inferior
[ ] Post with "nerf" in the title (instant ignore)
[ ] Post regarding other members of this forum
[ ] Post attacking myself
[ ] Post asking for a huge change to gameplay
[ ] Post threatening to quit
[ ] Fanboi Post
[ ] Recuiting Post
[ ] Whining Post
[ ] Parody Post
[ ] Troll Bait Post
[ ] Inquiring Post
[ ] Newbie Question Post
[ ] General Knowledge Post
[ ] Humerous Post
[ ] Off-Topic Post
[ ] Unrealated Post
[ ] Weird Post

It was (check all that apply):
[ ] Lame [ ] Stupid [ ] Abusive
[ ] Clueless [ ]Idiotic [ ] Brain-damaged
[ ] Imbecilic [ ] Arrogant [ ] Malevolent
[ ] Contemptible [ ] Libelous [ ] Ignorant
[ ] Retarded [ ] Embellished [ ] Fundamentalist
[ ] Boring [ ] Dim [ ] Cowardly
[ ] Deceitful [ ] Demented [ ] Self-righteous
[ ] Crazy [ ] Weird [ ] Hypocritical
[ ] Loathsome [ ] Despicable
[ ] Belligerent [ ] Mind-numbing [ ] Maladroit
[ ] Wrong [ ] Blatant lies [ ] [ ] Flame bait
[ ] Much longer than any worthwhile thought of which you may be capable.
[ ] Well though-out [ ] Insightful [ ] Interesting
[ ] Generous [ ] Helpful [ ] Benevolent
[ ] Peace Making [ ] Fun loving [ ] Hippy
[ ] Humerous [ ] Inteligent [ ] Satire

Your attention is drawn to the fact that:
[ ] Nobody cares:
[ ] Nobody cares if you quit playing
[ ] Nobody cares if you start playing a different game
[ ] Nobody wants to hear you whine anymore
[ ] Nobody cares if you are comparing the game to:
- EVE Online
- Final Fantasy I-XI
- Counter Strike
- Ragnarok Online
- Star Wars: Galaxies, KotoR, JK2
- UT2003/UT2004
- Some other random FPS title(s)
- Any unreleased title(s)
- a pervious patch
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] I don't like your tone of post
[ ] You quoted an *entire* post in your reply
[ ] You started a long, stupid thread
[ ] You continued spreading a long stupid thread
[ ] Your post is absurdly off topic for where you posted it
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You posted low-IQ flamebait
[ ] You posted a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You followed up to a blatantly obvious troll
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You make no sense
[ ] Your sig/alias is dreadful
[ ] You must have spent your life in a cave to be this clueless.
[ ] You posted in 1337 5P34K to look k0O1
[ ] You posted a message written in ALL CAPS
[ ] Your post was FULL of RANDOM CAPS for NO APPARENT REASON
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of this forum.
[ ] You have greatly misunderstood the purpose of the Internet.
[ ] You are a loser.
[ ] This has been pointed out to you before.
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally
worthless that you are being flamed on general principles.
[ ] You do not design this game
[ ] You don't need to pay a monthy fee to make an ass of yourself
elsewhere.
[ ] This post made me laugh
[ ] This post makes a point
[ ] This post makes a good point
[ ] This post makes an important point

It is recommended that you:
[ ] Get a clue
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Go away
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Stop reading Planetside Forums and go play or something
[ ] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Have your medication adjusted
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Find a volcano and throw yourself in
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Apologize to everybody that reads this
[ ] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing
[ ] Go make your own **bleep** game
[ ] Research your topic more
[ ] Get some skill
[ ] Learn some tactics
[ ] Be kinder in the future
[ ] Learn to love your neighbours
[ ] Be more respectful to other players
[ ] Be more respectful to the Development team/member
[ ] Be more respectful to the Quality Assuance team/member
[ ] Be more respectful to the Customer Service team/member
[ ] Be more respectful to the Community Representative (namely SporkfirePS)
[ ] Bring your intelligence to others
[ ] Bring your skill to others
[ ] Teach these n00bs how to play
[ ] Be praised for such a good post
[ ] Do more of the same
[ ] Stop making me laugh my soda through my nose

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] You need to seek psychiatric help
[ ] Take your gibberish somewhere else
[ ] *plonk*
[ ] Learn how to post
[ ] Hurry up and quit
[ ] All of the above
[X] You are so stupid that I didn't even bother filling in this form
[ ] Great post
[ ] Please post more
[ ] This is the kind of thing we need to see more of
[ ] I simply agree
[ ] Yes
[ ] No
[ ] LOL
[ ] ROFL
[ ] LMAO
[ ] ROFLMAO
[ ] OMGWTFBBQLMAO
[ ] !
[ ] 1
[ ] SHIFT
[ ] ONE
[ ] ELEVEN
[ ] ?