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Originally Posted by JetRaiden
 
does your fantasy involve getting drunk and using a steamshovel to drown a midget in junk food? then covering it with liquid nitrogen, and blowing it up with a nuclear bomb?
thats quite an imagination you got there. ...  |
no, not at all, it seems I'll have to tell you exact plans.
1. The Jack Daniels is for the Monkey and midget who will fight to the death to test which species is more powerful, the midget or the monkey.
2. I might need more jelly beans but I planned on melting them with the power of the Nuclear bomb because it the best way I can imagine to melt trillions of jelly beans.
3. Who ever is the winner (Hopefully Midget) I will then cover with gallons upon gallons of Jelly Bean goo. Once they have become trapped in my sugary prison I'll quickly cool it with the Liquaid nitrogen of doom I will then take the jelly bean covered corpse and sell it to the natural history museum. If they don't buy it for 10 million dollars I'll find the owner of the museums dog and fill its mouth full of peanut butter than watch it suffer for the next hour.
4. Once the whole ordeal is over I'll eat the bag of baked lays because they taste good and only have 6 grams of FAT
2004-03-26, 12:11 AM
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