Use one of the following pickup lines:
#1 (not quite fool proof, but very smooth)
"There are 2 trains traveling towards each other on the same track. They are currently 1000 kilometers apart. At 12:30PM train A was moving 64mph. At 1:23PM train B was moving at 157feet per second. How long will it take for you to go out with me?"
#2 (not as smooth, but TOTALLY fool proof)
"If I asked you to go out with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?"
Typical response to either of those...
"OMG, i'm so confused. Make out with me.
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Last edited by Cyanide; 2004-04-06 at 01:03 AM.
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