Peculiar Problem

[Bighoss]

now I know people post here about their problems but they tend to be social issues or technical issues. I have an extremely weird problem! My hands smell so fucking good like something I want to eat! Its been like this for two weeks now and somone I know somehow managed to smell my hands the other day and said this is word for word, "holy shit your hands smell like something I'd wanna eat!!!" And they do! I've tried rinsing them in dandruff shampoo, soapy water, scrubbing them, but the delicous stench lives on! Has anyone ever had this problem before and if so how can I cure it??? Or have I been given some kind of super power???