My school cracking down on pr0n

[AztecWarrior]

Let me explain.

I don't know her name, but a certain girl (henceforth referred to as "Jane") goes to an all-female school (we'll call it AFS High). AFS High is closely tied to our school, an all-male school (AMS High). Jane has a boyfriend (we'll call him "Bob") who goes to AMS high. Jane sent nude pictures and several videos of herself to Bob via e-mail. Bob, smartly, decided to dissemenate the photos among his classmates who bring laptops to school. (The fools! Laptops have only one purpose in school: to get stolen.)

Jane is thirteen.

I'd say that by now, about 90% of the kids with laptops are in posession of said media. This has been going on for at least a week and a half now.

Now, today, the government (Child protection agency or whatever) strolls into school and begins to check computers.

Busted!

It must suck to get burned for both underage possesion of porn and child porn. Everyone's deleting their stuff, but the mostly fools, jocks, and idiots who bring laptops probably aren't doing a good job and are going to get prawned.

I've passed by the laptops that are looking at porn. Anyone that looks at porn during school deserves to be slapped in the face for being a retard. What if a teacher walks by? What if your laptop is siezed?

It must also suck to be the dad of Jane.