Ok, I'll stop posting stupid links now...
Not as funny as dog toys, but whatever...
Here's what I got:
The most ideal way of suicide for you is to...
Hang yourself
(stand on chair, place noose around neck, kick chair)
Jesus fucking Christ you are a loser, maybe if you would have spent the 2 hours each day you spent jacking off in you're room alone on something constructive you wouldn't be in such a fucked up situation... too late now. A bland person should have a bland death... go hang yourself you good for nothing piece of shit.
edit: ...and yet, I know the difference between
your, and
you're. how ironic.