My chem teacher is the craziest fuck ever.
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Mr. S: Now, according to the electorn repulsion theory, when you touch something, youre not actually touching it. Youre floating nanometers away from it. The sensation of touching it stems from the fact that your electrons are smashing against the other object, and then returning to you. Thus, if you were laying on your bed, youre not laying on it. Youre floating, due ot the electron repulsion thery. Now, using this theory, I could go rape someone, and they wouldnt have SHIT on me. Yeah, owned. Bitches.
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