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[Squeeky]

I made a blog of all the stuff i did. And i got a shitload of pics and vids too.

Blog:

Well, here i am in Houston Airport terminal Echo One One. I just got off my flight from Orlando and i'm saddened to report that i am heading home. The weekend rocked, i wish that we all lived near eachother so we could hang out regularly. Despite the fact that i lost my wallet (credit cards, no money thank god, ID Card, School ID, Subway cards lol), and the fact that i had to deal with the trench coat mafia and christopher lowell from the discovery channel humping me in the pool, it was a good time.

Thursday: Thursday i stayed up all night, and at 4am i departed for San Diego (SAN) airport. I checked in, scanned my baggage, got my boarding pass and set off for the terminal. I was so excited, peering out the window at the runway i could not wait to start my pilgrimage to PSU:MA. I decided to see if SAN had WiFi yet. ZING! The little bubble pops up. "One Or More Wirless Access Points Available". The name was "Wise". I tried to connect and after 10 minutes i connected. LEET! Or not...2.0 mbps and 120 packets sent (0 received) over 20 minutes was not as leet as i thought . I packed my laptop up and boarded the plane. I sat in the aisle, and it was cool because i was able to go potty. And boy did i need to piss alot on that flight. I arrived in houston and deboarded. I ran to the terminal about 10 minutes away from the terminal i had deboarded from and made it onto the IAF -> MCO flight. ALMOST TO ORLANDO! The plane started up, we pushed back, and we taxi'd to the runway. All of a sudden it starts fucking pouring. It was fucking insane. Lightning, thunder, etc. We sat there for 45 minutes and then the rain let up. It was cool watching the planes take off on a soaked runway. Watching the turbines swirl the mist in the air . We got airborne and 3 hours later i touched down in MCO. I deboarded, turned on my cell phone, and high-tailed it onto the tram to try to find the infamous Hyatt Fountain. All of a sudden my cell phone rings, it's a call from Triggar (bitch always be blowin up mah cellie phone ya heard?!) and i picked it up and informed her i was almost there. I got off the tram and saw her and martyr sitting there. I walk up and try to shake Triggar's hand, she missed my hand. Wtf? She was trying to pretend to be cross-eyed . She shook my hand, i shook martyr, and we set off to get some grub with casual banter about the flight. Triggar had told me to ask the pilot what runway we landed on, i asked and the smartass goes "A really long one". . The first thing that popped into my mind was "rofflez, Triggar is short". Martyr looked pretty normal. We ate chickfila, and then headed off to epcot in the car to pickup the tickets from Saturday. We arrived and got our tickets from hot lass from Germany. unF!. We then took off for Daytona Beach. In the car, Triggar was about as obnodxious and immature as a 6 yr old kid in line for a ride at disneyland. Making fart noises, giggling like a , and being totally awesome. for Trig. Martyr is a leet driver too. We arrived at their house and i was immediately greated by pyat. Let me tell you, pyat is fucking leet. We ate some Mac & Cheese, and Stovetop Stuffing, and worked on marking the giftboxes. Things wound down from there, and we headed to sleep. I couldnt sleep, so i decided to hop on IRC. Thanks for entertaining me. I finally got to sleep.

Friday:We woke up and took off for the airport. On the way to the airport, we decided to make signs. We made one that said "SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES" and i got a walmart trucker to show me his manboobs. Highlight of the morning. We finally arrived and got to the fountain. sitting there was waffles and some other folks. I introduced myself and we all sat around. We hung out and the flights started pouring in. One of the first was Hammaboo + Mars. It was awesome, Jen gave me a big hug, and Hamma gave me a nice firm handshake. Hamma is fucking SKINNY. And mars just sounds fucking leet IRL. He could walk up to a lady and be like "Wsup honey" and she'd instantly cream herself. We all hung around and Triggar & I took off around 3:00pm to go setup the hotel. We arrived, and found Mopy and Patchy. We all hung out in line, and then we checked in. We got 4 suites, as close as possible. Our sweet was HQ, and the sweet in our building, 1st floor, was CDL Suite. The other 2 suites were across the pond. We got the giftboxes upstairs, in preperation for the arrival of the troops from the airport. Trig locked us out , we got a key and made last minute preperations just as the troops arrived. I spotted Strygun instantly, greeted him from the balcony, and then saw who i assumed to be Flynt. I was right. What a stud . Everyone came inside and we started the Orientation. We all went around, introduced ourselves, (Hi im jerry, i liek pizza!!@#). Then we all got our giftboxes and tore them open. Candy, Toy ninjas, rubber duckies, inflatable snake swords. If Triggar's objective was to throw as much random cool shit into a box as possible, she succeeded. THe box's pwned. Next we all hung around and unpacked and then it was off to Miedeval Times. There we met the Dev's, and all the adults got drinks. We hung around chatting with the Dev's and shopping. Hamma and Jenny got knighted by the king. And then it was time for dinner. We all piled into the huge arena and sat down. We were served beverages (choice between beer and pepsi) and i could have gotten 3 tall glasses of beer without even showing ID. But i decided not to, because i didnt wanna tick off Triggar . The show was awesome. Yellow knight pwned, and it was all good times. We piled back onto the bus and headed home. We all went to PSU:MA HQ, Triggar gave away swaggage and then we went swimming. Infernus was a tard and was humping me in the pool. Obviously the guy has no problem being ambiguously homosexual in front of 50 other people at a pool, but i have a problem with that kind of behavior. Especially when it happens 3 times. After heading home we all went to sleep after watching Iron Chef.

Saturday: We all woke up, and of course i woke up late. I hauled ass into the shower and then made my way to the bus with the rest of my suite. We got on, and headed to epcot. We de-boarded, and i teamed up with Triggar. While martyr and the rest of the guys went to get food. Triggar and I went on Test Track, and then we joined up with the rest of the folks. We went on mission earth, and some other space simulator which was fun. We found out Jenny + Hamma left because of the heat . Then we went to the beverage tasting place. Beverly was so good . Then we all went through the World Showcase. We ate at some english place. I got some goofy looking fish that was really good, but uber filling. Infenrus's dad picked up my bill because my ass is fucking BROKE. to Frigidus. Then it started raining. We went to some english shop, and Infernus and Jetraiden bought daggers. ($95 damn). They are having them shipped to their houses. After that we met up with Flynt and the gang. We all sort of broke off from there after waiting around, and went to Living Off The Land. Hydroplonics thingy. Who knows, our boat got stuck and the lady spoke broken english. It was goofy. Then after that i'm pretty sure we went to the bus and took off for the hotel. We got home, waited around, and then prepared for the evening. Martyr and the rest of the PSU/AGN staff left for the Doubletree Hotel early to setup. The rest of us waited around for the bus which (eventually) drove up. We all piled in and took off for the Doubletree. Upon arrival we were ushered into Buena I and into a decent sized banquet hall. Mexican food was lined up on a huge table. We all ate (good food) and our waitress lady was pretty cool. After dinner i tried to get WiFi access, and couldnt. Apparently the fucking interweb is dead. DOH! We all went to Buena II and into the dev room. The dev's sat at a table in front of us. The conference pwned (download it when it's out) and then we all signed the balls banner because it's going to be given away. Angela put "aka the fat kid" below my name, it made me cry. Then we all took pictures, and we all mingled with the Dev's. Then we left waited for the bus (which was uber late) and then headed home and crashed.