1. I don't, and most probably won't.
2. Secondhand smoke is fucking disgusting.
3. While Big Brother Phillip Morris has told us that there is no safe cigarette (not saying that they are wrong, I'm saying that it's almost propaganda), the quality of the tobacco used in a cigarette is far inferior to that used in a cigar or pipe. If I ever did smoke, a pipe would look ghetto, along with a pocket-watch and top hat.
4. I think people who die of lung cancer and have their families sue the tobacco industries are idiots. It's natural selection at work. Hell, if you really need to sue someone, sue the estate of Charles Darwin.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly.
Last edited by AztecWarrior; 2004-09-10 at 07:26 PM.
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