Whoops! I thought it was a chicken neck

[I Hate Pants]

BUCHAREST, Romania - A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken�s neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said on Monday.

It said 67-year-old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night.

�I confused it with the chicken�s neck,� Mocanu, who was admitted to the emergency hospital in Galati, was quoted as saying. �I cut it ... and the dog rushed and ate it.�

Doctors said the man, who was brought in by an ambulance bleeding heavily, was now out of danger.

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