Deciphering jackasses

[Sabinius]

At lunch today, I ahd time to think on account that most were
off on some trip... I was getting an ice creamy bar, and the usual
druggies at the table next to it who get beaten by there parents
and spend all their money on mariugna and are spending their whole life
trying to be as big of a dick to as many people as possibly. And of course with their homophobic selves, they teased me and called me gay.
So I thought, what would they say if I asked them, "Why do you do
this to people?" Sadly, its not that easy to talk to someone as stupid as them. Most likely the result of smoking weed everyday of your pathetic life. I just want to know what their reasoning would be for being such a jerk.

Anyone wanna try this at your school/college to a jock?
I need answers