The story of OneeyedWilly.(me)

[OneeyedWilly]

This is a Story of great proportions and miniscule importance. This is a story of great prosperity and great disaster. This is a story of great joy and sorrow. This is a story of everything that was, and that was not. A story of how things came to be, and how they didn't. This is the story of OneeyedWilly, and yet it isn't.

It all started in a place known as Japan in 1989, Hikiedo, Where the father of the greatest being to have not been born yet Met a traveler from Deutscheland (Germany) Who incidently was also the Mother of the greatest being to have not been born yet. They fell in "love" and accidently conceived said greatest being. They decided to move to america in 1990 for a better life. To add to their dissapointment when they got there, the greatest being to have not been born yet was born in boston. They named this being after the father of the greatest being ever to have formerly not been born. William.

6 years later all was quite well. 6,000,000,000,000,000 in a galaxy far far away the clone wars began. Then William saw something that would change his life forever. He saw a violin. This would stay with him for the rest of his life. He also started to play baseball. This too,w ould stay with him.4 years later He decided that football was where he wanted to be, and he joined his local pop warner team. atthe moment, william 10 years old and almost 100 pounds. football helped him shave off a few, as when he was 12 he weighed 120 pounds, but the fat years didnt happen until later. rat 12 william saw his next true love, The string bass. He began picking this up as well as continuing with violin. WIlliam decided not to play football the following year. Big mistake. by the end of 7th grade,when he was 15, he weighed 145 pounds.(with a 5' 4" frame)

Then he got kicked out of orchestra for being a little shit. The next year, in 8th grade, he decided to play football again. This was to little avail, as by the end of the year he weighed 168 pounds at a 5' 7" frame. During 8th grade william Decided that he could still do music playing bass guitar in teh jazz band, as he is teh music god and the otehr bass players in the school sucked. He wanted to be in band, but there was already another bass player. A seriously sucky one that couldnt understand the difference between a high G and a low G when "reading" music, So william learned his next love, trombone.William started conditioning for highschool football, but he didnt want to be a lineman. he wanted to be a linebacker. Then god granted poor fat little williams wish, and sent him Dance Dance Revolution, where that, togetehr with football conditioning, Helped william lose 35 pounds. Now at a 5' 10" fram weighing about 133, WIlliam was happy. HE started on teh footbal team, wrestled and wa sin teh orchestra, band, and jazz band in highschool.

That is, and is not, OneeyedWilly.

Hello, My name is Willy. Nice to meet you.