Ken Jennings Blasts Jeopardy!

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http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories...07-25-20-55-21

"You're like the Dorian Gray of syndication," he says. "You seem to think `change' means replacing a blue polyethylene backdrop with a slightly different shade of blue polyethylene backdrop every presidential election or so."

For those of you who don't know about Dorian Gray - in short, he's a fictional charater from a book in which someone paints a portrait of him, and from that day on the portrait-self ages, but Dorian himself does not. Hence the unchanging quip in the news story.
More about Dorian Gray: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorian_Gray