My life goes down the toilet! :)

[Peacemaker]

So yea. Thanks giving was good and all. Good food. But you know what happens when you eat a ton of food? You take a huge shit.

So I go to work, get out, come home. God damn I gotta go now.

Sit down, do my thing, flush, stand up *blooop*.

Right in the toilet goes my newish cell phone. PEEEEEERFECT.

So now my cell phone wont turn on, Im going hunting and need it incase I get hurt or get a deer, Ive got a date with a girl but I dont remember her number, my bosses call me on that cell ... all 4 of them. Thats how I communicate with my flight instructor. Ya know? Everything. So. Now I have to go drop 150 bucks into a new phone because Ive already replaced it once (that was an incident involving a bulldozer, a giant dirt ramp, and a junkyard short bus, LOTS of beer, and 20 people inside said bus with my self driving) so they wont replace it for free.

Anyways what Im getting at is, my life went down the toilet, anyone know if it could start working again? My life is moderatly important to me.

V3 RZR btw