Greatest Threat to America! Food Nazi's!
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Comming soon to a snack item near you, $0.50 luxury tax on all items deemed bad for you! Candy bars, soda, Fast food! soon a Cheeseburger will be the new status symbol of the rich cause only they will be able to afford it!
No more asking a buddy for 10 cents to get that MilkyWay, you'll be bumming whole dollarss just to pay the taxes!
What are gamers gonna do for food when binge playing?? Celery sticks, the new 1337 g4m3r5 power source!
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