How bored can I get at 5am?

[Peacemaker]

Kn1ghtWyvern (4:46:01 AM): you couldnt hack your way outta a wet paper bag
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:46:05 AM): BITCH
Squal12198 (4:46:13 AM): You couldnt either you dumb fuck
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:46:20 AM): didnt say I could
Squal12198 (4:46:23 AM): wet paper bags have no interface for computers
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:46:23 AM):
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:46:28 AM): hehe
Squal12198 (4:46:34 AM): Atleast I can hack my way into vag
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:46:39 AM): OOO
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:46:41 AM): its on now
Squal12198 (4:46:46 AM): ha
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:46:49 AM): fucker
Squal12198 (4:46:50 AM): I already win
Squal12198 (4:46:58 AM): Simply because I am peace
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:47:11 AM): yea well I'm a f'ing ninja
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:47:14 AM): so there
Squal12198 (4:47:21 AM): <- Pirate Ninja
Squal12198 (4:47:31 AM): fuckng pwned
Squal12198 (4:47:33 AM): better yet
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:47:45 AM): < pirate DEMON ninja
Squal12198 (4:47:55 AM): Space Demon Ninja Pirate Soldier Fighter Pilot
Squal12198 (4:48:01 AM): SDNPSFP
Squal12198 (4:48:04 AM): FUCK YES
Squal12198 (4:48:13 AM): You cannot possibly beat that and you know it
Squal12198 (4:48:24 AM): no. you cant beat it
Squal12198 (4:48:29 AM): theres no possible way
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:48:44 AM): space demon fighter pilot ninja samurai alien GOD of DOOM
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:48:49 AM): HA
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:49:05 AM): or better yet
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:49:15 AM): space demon fighter pilot ninja samurai alien GOD of DOOM.. with a hint of lime
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:49:33 AM): perfect on the rocks
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:49:37 AM): or with a coke
Squal12198 (4:49:39 AM): Space Demon Ninja Pirate Soldier Fighter Pilot Pimp Pornstar God Super Ultra Mecha Platinum Alien Samurai with metalic alloy skin SSJ 2123859835
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:49:41 AM): goes down smoooth
Squal12198 (4:49:45 AM): WHAT NOW BITCH!?
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:49:48 AM): lmfao
Squal12198 (4:50:03 AM): SIT THE FUCK DOWN
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:50:22 AM): all dat plus 1 BIATCH
Squal12198 (4:50:29 AM): PLUS INFINITE
Squal12198 (4:50:31 AM): OH
Squal12198 (4:50:40 AM): TIMES INFINITE TO THE INFINITE POWER
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:50:45 AM): PLUS INFINITY INVINCABLE STARTING NOW
Squal12198 (4:50:53 AM): DIVIDED BY MOTHER FUCKING ZERO!
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:50:54 AM): BADA BING
Squal12198 (4:50:58 AM): OWNED
Squal12198 (4:51:05 AM): UNDEFINED NUMBER OWNED
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:51:34 AM): WELL YOU ARE A *** SO YOU ARE AUTOMATICALLY ON A LOWER LEVEL THAN DIRT
Squal12198 (4:51:48 AM): Excuse me? Who cant get laid?
Squal12198 (4:51:49 AM): Who can?
Squal12198 (4:51:55 AM): You cant get laid I can
Squal12198 (4:51:56 AM): owned.
Squal12198 (4:51:59 AM): By females
Squal12198 (4:52:06 AM): Face it
Squal12198 (4:52:08 AM): You cant win
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:52:12 AM): YOU WOULD NEED 3 PROMOTIONS TO BE AN ASSHOLE LOVING WHORE
Squal12198 (4:52:28 AM): Well atleast Im not there already
Squal12198 (4:52:34 AM): Unlike someone I know
Squal12198 (4:52:41 AM): Im on the pussy loving whore stage
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:52:48 AM): hey dont talk about your mommy like that
Squal12198 (4:52:50 AM): this is also in your book of tiers too
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:52:56 AM): PWNT
Squal12198 (4:53:07 AM): In my book Im a billion times more promoted than you are
Squal12198 (4:53:20 AM): your in the "Book for ****"
Squal12198 (4:53:35 AM): im in the "book for pimps"
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:53:45 AM): well your book was written by YOU who is a bitch-whore so it doesnt count
Squal12198 (4:53:59 AM): AND the "book for Space Demon Ninja Pirate Soldier Fighter Pilot Pimp Pornstar God Super Ultra Mecha Platinum Alien Samurai with metalic alloy skin SSJ 2123859835s"
Squal12198 (4:54:14 AM): which was written by Baby fucking jesus
Squal12198 (4:54:21 AM): You. Fucking. Lose.
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:54:31 AM): well I wrote the "book for Space Demon Ninja Pirate Soldier Fighter Pilot Pimp Pornstar God Super Ultra Mecha Platinum Alien Samurai with metalic alloy skin SSJ 2123859835s" + 1
Squal12198 (4:55:04 AM): Unfortunatly you forgot to put the +1 inside quotes, there by owning your self in the ass with a 2billion lightyear wide dildo
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:55:11 AM): DAMN
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:55:28 AM): ok then how about this:
Squal12198 (4:55:34 AM): no no no
Squal12198 (4:55:39 AM): 2 billion Light years
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:55:43 AM): I WAS NAMED AFTER A CHARACTER IN FUCKING STAR WARS BITCH
Squal12198 (4:55:49 AM): your ass has been ripped asunder
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:55:56 AM): howdya lie them apples
Squal12198 (4:56:05 AM): your mean like?
Squal12198 (4:56:36 AM): The expression is Howdya LIKEDEM apples
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:56:39 AM): yes, thats right. I am actually Lando Calrissian
Squal12198 (4:56:51 AM): ******.
Squal12198 (4:56:53 AM): I win.
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:57:09 AM): RACIST POS.
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:57:10 AM): I WIN
Squal12198 (4:57:13 AM): Negative
Squal12198 (4:57:15 AM): Redneck.
Squal12198 (4:57:16 AM): I win
Squal12198 (4:57:21 AM): And Im not racist
Squal12198 (4:57:24 AM): I hate everyone equaly
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:57:37 AM): well I cant argue with that
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:58:20 AM): so I guess this is how we stand: I lost that little arguement, and you are just a bitch. who everyone hates. bitch. yep
Squal12198 (4:58:31 AM): negative
Squal12198 (4:58:35 AM): Not everyone hates me
Squal12198 (4:58:38 AM): I just hate everyone
Squal12198 (4:58:42 AM): sept a few people
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:58:46 AM): aww
Squal12198 (4:58:50 AM): who HAPPEN to not be black
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:58:52 AM): I'm flattered
Squal12198 (4:58:56 AM): and arnt you
Squal12198 (4:59:02 AM): because your black
Squal12198 (4:59:08 AM): by your own confession
Squal12198 (4:59:34 AM): Kn1ghtWyvern (4:56:39 AM):yes, thats right. I am actually Lando Calrissian
Kn1ghtWyvern (4:59:55 AM): well at least it doesnt look like a "Peaces mother"
Squal12198 (5:00:05 AM): ...
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:00:29 AM): oh shut up
Squal12198 (5:00:30 AM): what doesnt look like a "peace's mother" - BTW SEE THE FUCKING APOSTROPHE!!!!!?
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:00:36 AM): ok ok so I messed that one up
Squal12198 (5:00:41 AM): owned.
Squal12198 (5:00:47 AM): again
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:00:55 AM): screw you up your damned ugly redneck ass.
Squal12198 (5:01:00 AM): for like the katrillionith time
Squal12198 (5:01:04 AM): Ugly?
Squal12198 (5:01:10 AM): I am not Ugly for I get laid
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:01:16 AM): pfff
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:01:22 AM): pity-lays
Squal12198 (5:01:49 AM): pity lay? By a girl that begged me to fuck her because her best friend told her I was fucking leet in the sac?
Squal12198 (5:02:16 AM): You lose sir. Good day sir. (FUCKING LEET FUCKING QUOTE FROM CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY)
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:02:23 AM): one was a lier and the both sadly dissapointed
Squal12198 (5:02:38 AM): You cant even write a sentance
Squal12198 (5:02:44 AM): the both?
Squal12198 (5:02:48 AM): the fuck does that mean?
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:02:52 AM): that is correct grammar
Squal12198 (5:02:54 AM): You are falling apart at the seams
Squal12198 (5:03:37 AM): no correct gramar would be "The first was a liar, and they were both sadly dissapointed."
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:03:40 AM): a little poetic license borrowed from early 20th century literature
Squal12198 (5:03:54 AM): You cant even spell liar
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:04:04 AM): so I missed ONE DAMN LETTER
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:04:08 AM): fucker.
Squal12198 (5:04:22 AM): E and A are more than one button away.
Squal12198 (5:04:27 AM): Thusly it was not a typo
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:04:29 AM): I never said I was a great typist
Squal12198 (5:04:31 AM): You dont know how to spell
Squal12198 (5:04:40 AM): I win again
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:04:47 AM): you are such a bitch
Squal12198 (5:05:27 AM): Peace - 1872482179481298 Knight - -19848378573298597293875874252847
Squal12198 (5:05:31 AM): thats right
Squal12198 (5:05:33 AM): see the negative?
Squal12198 (5:05:40 AM): your less than zero
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:06:19 AM): I'm happy in my niche
Squal12198 (5:06:24 AM): your score is 999999999999999999999999999999999 ^ -1248397432875298378572835782
Squal12198 (5:06:42 AM): thats a REALLY small number
Squal12198 (5:06:58 AM): its like .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000001
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:07:07 AM): no. really. you must be the next einstein
Squal12198 (5:07:12 AM): Obviously
Squal12198 (5:08:17 AM): Oh this is going to be good.
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:08:19 AM): I'm wondering... this need for constant competition probably stems from the freudian interpretation of the psychy. basically you desperately want to have sex with your mom. and dad. at the same time.
Squal12198 (5:08:34 AM): Negative.
Kn1ghtWyvern (5:08:54 AM): ... you are so pwnt you dont even know it
Squal12198 (5:09:13 AM): Your inability to use the shift key to properly capitalize the first letter in a sentance shows that you are acctualy using your pinky fingers to finger fuck your asshole