Flowers of Happiness returning in Planetside2 [NA]

[Geandily]

Hi Planetside community! It's been years since I've interacted with this game in any way, and I quit playing when the in-game ads became rampant... "He was mad doggin me, throwin gang signs from up under the table!" I know a lot of people are probably coming back to these forums now because of Planetside2 and I wanted to reintroduce myself and my clan to the community at large.

If you like to play games the way developers want you to play them- ALL THE TIME, then FoH isn't for you. If your idea of trolling is to spout 4chan catchphrases, then FoH isn't for you.

At 13 years of age, Flowers of Happiness is older than many of its members, and currently one of the oldest gaming communities. FoH is a family. Families stick together-and that's what we've done (we're not a cult). However, as we've trekked through countless different games including - EverQuest, Ultima Online, Asheron's Call, EverQuest2, Darkfall, World of Warcraft, WWIIOnline and Planetside1, our numbers have dwindled since our World of Warcraft days.

Were hoping to harken back to the golden age of MMO gaming, before everybody could be the life of the party with a lolcat joke or when Leeroy Jenkins' staged griefing of his guild's raid was considered to be the height of comedy. FoH has been ruining raids, both accidentally and intentionally, both our raids and those of others, for years. So, this is my ad for you. First, take our personality test: http://www.notacult.com/quiz.htm

Then read this ad:



Are you in an outfit with a name that's a bit too much?



* IRONFIST
* Dark Knights of Death
* The Hallowed Blade
* Enclave Arm of Decision
* Pain of Existence

Join the ranks of our most prestigious nerds:
Fansy the Famous http://www.notacult.com/fansythefamous.htm
Fonso - Fansy's friend
Blart Ba'Klomp - The Swamp Defender http://www.notacult.com/swampd.htm
Dopy Dunderhead- Blart's advisor
Uugnuk

Hobbit
Socclerlegs
Thomas Jefferson
Beemer - The Butcher of Butcherblock
Geandily - Former Leader of over 2000 Flowers on Frostmane - the largest guild in WoW history.
"Ranked #1 on Emerald" Mhotl - one of the most hated CR5s during his time.
GODJOEY (FOR SEVERAL DAYS IN FACT)
"I hate yuo myg0t" Stoned Gorilla
Snugglie Grundies of the Rutabaga Paradox
Rancar the Raider
Pensi the Wise http://www.notacult.com/pensi.htm
Korpo the Defiler (Winner of EverQuest's Discord Server) http://www.notacult.com/fansymovie/FoH%20Movie.swf

Many amazingly fun guild events:
The sacking of Astranaar [WoW] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIUV...LQ8zy0i1kVw%3D

Saint Patricks snake day [WoW] (Over 80 FoH members with snake companions sacked Refuge Point)

Plasma Day [PS1] 20 FoH members in infiltrator suits used nothing but plasma grenades to destroy everything during a base assault

Countless Raids [EQ & WoW]

6v6 Red Orchestra Tournament Championship- Won by team FoH!

If you want to be part of something unique, part of a guild that tries to do things differently, then you should consider joining the Flowers of Happiness. When Planetside2 starts up, there will be no application process-only an initation. If you're not right for FoH, you will either leave in frustration or be kicked for a laugh. Promotions will be handed out to new, promising in-game recruits first, especially those that are interested in organizing fun events. So if you're interested in a leadership role for an outfit that plans to be quite large.

You wanna be a leader? FoH could be a great place for you because whether you've been in the guild for a week or 2 years, you are going to be a *FULL MEMBER*.
No hierarchical bullshit here like those hardcore "Military" outfits that reward seniority rather than effort and skill. If you're willing to put in the time and energy that it takes to be an officer or even a co-leader then we welcome that.

However, accomplishing hilarious feats requires a bit of skill. With a core group of former Planetside players, including two former Top5 emerald players and two professional Counter-Strike players we're also going to be a skilled outfit capable of taking on anything. We plan to have various training sessions where members can actively focus on improving their skills.

So whether you're an extremely casual player with a good sense of humour or a hardcore gamer that lives in his basement and is a virgin with really thick glasses who will never get laid because he's a loser and never had the guts to ask Jessica out because he was too scared and an IDIOT! Well look at me now dad!!! Still think I'm a little girl now? I PLAY A MAN'S GAME!!!

then check out our philosophy on our website at

http://www.notacult.com/philosophy.htm

http://www.notacult.com/stories.php

and our forums at

http://www.notacult.com/forums/forum.php

OR our Dedicated Teamspeak3 server at notacult.com (yes that is the IP)



We're hoping to have a lot of fun in Planetside 2 and to pull some of the crazier stuff off we're going to need YOU! Currently we're planning to play as the New Conglomerate on a west coast server but are going to be analyzing all 3 factions throughout beta.