The NC revealed, groundbreaking intel gathered on Smurf operations!

[Karrade]

The following broadcast is first rate intelligence gathered from the TR's most reliable and undisputable sources.

Breaking news on NC's social structure, beware the false front!

TR insiders recovered this video at great personal cost, Smurf Training is not what they tell you! Don't believe the ads.

The brave infiltrators guide to baiting NC zerg, one heroes story.
Also with pie

Further Smurf Cooking instructions, should you be out of rations in the field, hold the salt.

We find NC defenses on a comparable level to this tactical simulation, if in doubt, spam them with AOE!
http://video.adultswim.com/robot-chi...tastrophe.html

We train our TR children young, every good nursery/preschool has this as a required class. - We gave this student an A for effort, (it does pick up )

Insider sources tell us, running NC over will in fact kill them, this has been confirmed.

Intel of NC Driving around the vehicle bay, hazardous to say the least, TR command doesn't believe enemy armor to be a problem.

NC Air operations, leave something to be desired, we do not estimate their air force to be a threat in PS2.

Many Botha... good men and women died for this information.

-edit Fixed the broken link.