Listen to this ladies and gentlemen...
So approximately two weeks ago I decided to make my move on this girl in my college English class. Things went rather well for the first week, got her number started talking ext.
So I offer to take her out to dinner maybe see a movie or something. She replies "Sure, but you have to drive to Herriman to meet my mom first"
Keeping in mind here I am 23, she is almost 20. The problem here? Herriman is 45 minutes from where I live and where she was attending her job.
So... I message her back "Err, are we not adults? I don't see why that is necessary. 45 minute drive there, 45 minute drive back, and then we get to hang out. I am not against meeting your mother but, your already in the city why not meet her another day?"
She proceeds to tell me "Do not ever text or call me again or I will call the police."
Well in a drunken haze this weekend I messaged her "Hi", not having realized who I was sending that message to (my fault). I go to attend my final English class before the semester is over and there is two police officers waiting for me before I enter the room...
This crazy crazy bitch called the police on me because I messaged her hi and would not drive 45 minutes to meet her mother.
Is this really the world I live in?
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