Hello! I'll teach you a thing or two about carpenting and warfare

[PunkieBrewster]

So here goes my introduction and my pro tips on carpenting and warfare.

I'm a grunt, old but not too old. I live alone in the woods making a living selling hand carved wooden unicorns on ebay. I've have two life lessons to share with this community:

1. Use the right tool for the job.

2. If you do not have the right tools for the job you can always rely on a good knife.

3. This one is extra, free of charge: Go out and buy a good knife, not one of those big ones seen on that famous scene from The Crocodile Dundee. But rather a small one that can be used for carpenting, picking out small pebbles of stone lodged in your shoes and as a makeshift key when stealing a jeep from your opponents base.