Hi

[Terik]

Just introducing myself to the community, oh, and I have a little message for you NC and Vanu scum, oh yea, and those of you who plan to defect.

***EDIT*** This is suppost to be a screwed up version of the christmas carol "Santa Claws is Comming to Town" so keep that song's tune in mind when reading this. ***EDIT***

***EDIT #2*** Fer chrisake, I know it doesn't rhyme, its suppost to sound stupid, stupid = funny, err, well in some cases anyway but thats not the point. The point is... The point is uh... The po- aw hell screw the point. ***EDIT #2***

((starts singing in a gruff, raspy voice))

You better watch out
You better be loyal
Better not defect
and I'm telling you why
Terik the Terran is coming to town

He's making a hitlist,
And checking it twice;
Gonna find out Who's loyal and not
Terik the Terran is comming to town

He sees you're main base
He knows you're local
He knows if you've been loyal or not
So start running your scrawny ass off

O! You better shut up!
You better not resist
Better stay loyal and i'm tellin you why!
Terik the Terran is comming, to town!
LOYALTY UNTIL DEATH MAGGOTS!!!