As beta approaches every day the quality of the posts on the forum get worse and worse, this can only mean one thing, the 4 horsemen draw near. Betapocalypse is at hand. I propose that we take measures to stop the total destruction of our beloved forum. I have a few ideas on how to stop the betapocalypse before it devours us all:
1) Sigbot should be reprogrammed and renamed �Teh Beta Bot� Any and all posts with the word �Beta� �open beta� �Someone Haxx0red us The beta!?� shall be cast into the un-openable box until we can find a cure.
2) Our fearless leaders
Hamma and marsman shall sacrifice themselves to the masses of unruly members in order to cleanse this land. Your sacrifice shall not be in vein, while the masses of unruly members are savagely devouring your bodies in search for beta info the rest of us shall slip away, into the cold night, where we might wait for morning and start anew.
3) We craft a nightmarish land of fire and death, a place of never ending torture and angst. A world where tomorrow never comes and every day lasts an eternity. This is a place where you can never be satisfied You Always need more� but there is never enough to go around. Paranoia claws at you until there is nothing left. If we craft long and hard into the night, we will create a paradise for all those who seek �Teh Beta�. They will be drawn to this hellish land like moths to a flame�then we shall be saved
4) We build an Ark, an ark big enough to hold everyone sane enough to see their impending doom. The faithful shall board this bless�ed ark and sale off in search of a new place to call home. The non believers shall be washed away by the tides of deadly Beta testers who seek nothing more than to keep beta for themselves.
5) We fight! As the Warriors of Ragnarok gather on the battlefield, we will hold the last stand against the Minions of Beta. Our numbers may be few but we must hold the line for the sake of all who do not now of their impending fate.
6) If all else fails and we are pushed back into the depths of the forums we should create a new home for ourselves and disguise it well. Taint it to those who seek beta so they might never come looking for us beyond its door, this new place shall be called
�Click here to remove yourself from beta!�
If that doesn�t ward them off then nothing will.
I leave these plans in your hands, but act swiftly.
The long night will be apon us -soon-
2003-04-05, 06:08 AM
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