The VS don't use frigin lasers

[Cyanide]

Edit: There is no standard to how somone should live his life, if one wants to pursue the study of the sciences or remain secluded from society then thats alright. People really shouldn't judge this.

Yeah, like Ted Kazinski. Now there was an OK guy.

Seriously though. This is a game. If real world physics applied it wouldn't be fun. Why would i want to shoot somebody in a game with a laser if i could do it in real life?

/me makes list of people to shoot when he gets his first real laser pistol

1. Martha Stewart.
2. The annoying whelchers grape juice girl
3. Rosie O'donnel
4. Rosie O'donnel's ass
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