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2003-04-18, 10:28 PM
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At the Miami Lakes USPS branch, a masked and lone gunman held up the office. He quoted the movie Scarface by screaming "Say hello to my little friend!" and firing a grenade into the crowd, killing a few postal workers. However he soon left, taking neither money nor anything else. He was quoted as saying "DAMN YOU USPS! MY BETA ISN'T HERE!" before leaving.
It is believed that video games such as Doom and Quake led him to do this. Well, actually not, but representatives from www.mavav.org say so. However, they withdrew their claims when the attacker left behind his report card, citing excellent conduct and grades.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2003-04-18, 11:04 PM
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Major General
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 Its fun to watch yall cry! Yea I'm not in beta, so what! I gota new videogame thats gona last a while anyways!
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PS Storys: The Eraser The New World (5Chap.) http://mrchevys3.blogspot.com/ Living is easy with eyes closed. |
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