So You Want To Learn Japanese.

[Lexington_Steele]

http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/~thoureau/japanese.html

Some Gems:
"...majoring in the godforsaken language is NOT fun or even remotely sensible. Iraqi war prisoners are often forced to major in Japanese. The term "Holocaust" comes from the Latin roots "Holi" and "Causm", meaning "to major in Japanese".


English Sentence:
Jane went to the school.

Same Sentence In Japanese:
School Jane To Went Monkey Apple Carbeurator

all Japanese have been taught the same English-language course, which consists of reading The Canterbury Tales, watching several episodes of M*A*S*H, and reading the English dictionary from cover to cover. Armed with this extensive language knowledge, the children of Japan emerge from school ready to take part in international business and affairs, uttering such remarkable and memorable sentences as "You have no chance to survive make your time".

[MDK]

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[Denali]

Good stuff.

[EineBeBoP]

loL


Very interesting But SOO wrong

japanese is teh tight language.

[Jimbo]

I used to work for a Japanese company and I was able to pick up a few words while I was there. It is a very interesting language but I have no desire to learn it. It looks like a bitch to learn and I am way too damn old to be trained in a new language.

[r3d]

ROTf
silly understandable language.

[JonnyK]