Oddball kills (aka:my dog got me to BR4)

[xuur]

So...like after so many battles last evening, I respawn back in a friendly base nearest my last death spot and go about prepping to go back into action.
I load up with my scattergun/grenade setup, and decide to go with the armor piercing rounds in my scattergun and bring it up to the firing position to change out the ammo.

gah....damn phone. *hello?*

while on the phone, I notice my dog sniffing around my chair as hes known to do and steals my cordless mouse again and runs off with it. (hes not dumb, hes just a pup....ah screw it...hes dumb)

sure enough...over the speakers rings out a (surprisingly loud) shot. damn dog hit the fire button. I grab the mouse, look at the screen and see my name listed in the upper right hand corner. yup...damn dog scored a kill on a stealther point blank with a shotgun blast...."You have reached Battle Rank 4" appears on the screen.

true story.

this game just gets weirder and weirder.

[Shub]

Your dog's better at finding stealthers than I am. O.o

[Feign]

First time I took down a Galaxy was a pure fluke too. I had just picked up the Reaver cert and was just starting to get the hang of flying. It was a foggy Cyssor evening and we were sitting around a Tech Plant taking a breather. Suddenly a pair of Skeeters attack, taking us off guard but not posing a serious threat. One quickly gows down to my squadmates and I take off after the second one in my reaver.

I got a quick crash course in maneuvering as he took low and weaved through the trees, I tried to follow him blazing with my chaingun. I was having almost no luck in hitting him at all when I remembered the Reaver also has a missle system.

He pulled up to fly over a mountain as I started launching missles and just then an enemy galaxy comes over the mountain top. The volley of missles which were meant for the Skeet instead hit the fully loaded Galaxy right in the face. I almost crashed into it as it exploded, I had to swoop way off to the side, which did let my quarry escape. It was worth it though. They didnt know what hit them.

[TheAngelOfWar]

clearly, dogs need to get nerfed.

[LesserShade]

Originally posted by TheAngelOfWar
clearly, dogs need to get nerfed.

i'm sure there is a thread for that on the beta forums already though :/

[Sprocket]

Originally posted by TheAngelOfWar
clearly, dogs need to get nerfed.

Best. Idea. Ever.

[Feign]

Lets stop nerfing the game and just start nerfing each other.
Everyone who buys Planetside must (at that time) have either their hands or eyes removed. Is that fair enough? Or wait, that would gimp cloakers since no one could see them anyways... Hmm, maybe everyone who buys the game can just get a labotomy, that should even the odds.

[Hamma]

[Revelation]

Think the funniest kill I've had so far was CTD'ing after shooting down a MAX w/ my Reaver.

I log back in, scroll up, and see my spam of 8 NC being killed by my Reaver crashing into them~

[�io]

Originally posted by TheAngelOfWar
clearly, dogs need to get nerfed.