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Old 2003-05-04, 04:27 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Funeral of a left nut


Friday a couple of friends and I went tagballing

(similar to paint ball but modified guns for rubber bullets the size of a 5 cents in diameter)

The worst that could happen... did happen one of my friends got shot 8 time between the legs by some morons that thought it would be funny (at 6 feet distance )

Now he left the place in ambulance we didnt know what was that wrong... but today we learned that he got his left nut busted...

Let's have a moment of silence for the nut that's gone to heaven!

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Old 2003-05-04, 04:35 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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That is so sick...That would SUCK to be that guy
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Old 2003-05-04, 04:44 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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If you're a real friend you'll hunt those guys down and crush their skulls with louisvilles.
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Old 2003-05-04, 04:52 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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The guy is already getting sewed by the company for breaking the rules but my friend can't sue the guy because he signed the paper that says that he will respect the rules and that he understands the dangers involved

So basicly if you break the rules there you get sewed (unless it minor like not dying after one bullet) but ya can't sue anyone that hurts you severely because you signed the damned paper

But our small group is trying to find out who he his to beat them (aka kick him in the balls with steel tipped boots)
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Old 2003-05-04, 04:53 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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If that would of been me. I would bury mine in a nice little place in my yard and get a platinum tombstone. Then i would sell my house and buy the largest tank i could afford and slaughter every motherfucker that did that shit to me.
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Old 2003-05-04, 04:57 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Holy crap do you realise how much that would HURT???
Those morons shoud get a biig fine or at least a whipping...
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Old 2003-05-04, 04:59 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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Find the guy, hold him down on the ground face first- and take a phone book that has been ripped in half (about 300 pgs) and lay it across the small of his back. DON'T HIT HIS BACK BONE - but smash the shit out of everything on each side of it through the phone book. You'll fuck up his insides- but they can't ever trace it to a direct form of assault. Now THAT'S assault brotha.

(I'm of course, for legal reasons - not advocating this course of action for anyone anywhere)
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Old 2003-05-04, 05:01 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Originally posted by {BOHICA}Navaron
Find the guy, hold him down on the ground face first- and take a phone book that has been ripped in half (about 300 pgs) and lay it across the small of his back. DON'T HIT HIS BACK BONE - but smash the shit out of everything on each side of it through the phone book. You'll fuck up his insides- but they can't ever trace it to a direct form of assault. Now THAT'S assault brotha.

(I'm of course, for legal reasons - not advocating this course of action for anyone anywhere)
You sir, Are a sick man
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Old 2003-05-04, 05:02 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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Nah, I used to be a real asshole. No one's ever fucked with me though.
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Old 2003-05-04, 05:03 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Nah, I used to be a real asshole. No one's ever fucked with me though.
Used to be? jk i love you, please dont smash my insides
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Old 2003-05-04, 05:43 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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lol nav
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Old 2003-05-04, 06:23 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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may the nut rest in peace.
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Old 2003-05-04, 06:40 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Why wasn't he wearing a cup? Geeze, I'd wear a cup even to paintball, and tagballing sounds worse.
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Old 2003-05-04, 06:53 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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Wow, that guy deserves to be shot for destroying someone's testicles. I hope you hunt him down a nd cage his crotch with rats so they have to eat through his testicles and penis to escape.
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Old 2003-05-04, 06:59 PM   [Ignore Me] #15
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*holds an extended moment of silence*

EDIT: Now that I think about it... what happens next? I mean, after healing and stuff. Will it be... erm... replaced? Can't expect the guy to walk around with one nut... and even then, what'll it be replaced with?

God damn...

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