The return of the spoons!

[Jaged]

Do any of you remember the good old days? The days when spoons reined supreme? Now these forums have been taken over by kittens. They may be cute and cuddly on the outside, but on the inside, they are pure evil! I beg you all to join me in the revolution of the spoons! We must fight against Sputty and his legions of kittens, before they brainwash us all with there lovable squeezyness! We must see the light! Spoon power!


Edit: btw, I have nothing against sputty. This is all fun and games.

[r3d]

Sputty is a good guy though, and kittens are a convincing enemy. So Im nuetral, plus. I havent been around long enough

[BUGGER]

/starwars music plays in background

[Jaged]

Come Bugger, fight with me! Fight for the old way of life!

[Robot]

shellfish clearly reign supreme

[BUGGER]

spoons rulez all! u die with my double bladed spoon!

[Jaged]

My first member! BUGGER33, you have chosen wisely!

[Jaged]

I have found proof that kittens are trying to take over the world! This was at sputty's house. I knew it, Sputty is plotting a kitten takeover! Kittens are evil.

[BUGGER]

wait we(spoons) are the rebels or the empire? jw....

[Sentrosi]

Figures a Smurf would want to start trouble here.

From the home office, down underground, in a bunker underneath the city of Albany, NY.....10 reasons why kittays pwn spoons!

1) kittays are cute.
2) kittays are fun.
3) you can play with kittays.
4) you can only play with spoons if you're a redneck
5) you have to wash your spoon several times a day, kittays take care of themselves.
6) when was the last time you gave love to your spoon?
7) ever see a bumper sticker saying, "Give your spoon a huggle today"?
8) I know of no one who names their spoons.
9) you eat with spoons. If you chose to eat with a kittay, you'd be hauled off to jail for animal abuse.
10) if you go kittay, you never go back.

[political rant]Sadly, most ppl take better care of their spoons than their kittays, or children these days.[/political rant]

[r3d]

One time, I hugged my cat, and it was more fun than hugging a spoon.
Sentrosi, that list is so right. I change my vote to kittens.

[BUGGER]

1) spoons are interesting.
2) spoons are stackable.
3) you can thro spoons.
4) you can only play with kiitays if you're a queer
5) you have to change the kittay litter(sp) several times a day, spoons take care of themselves.
6) when was the last time you gave love to your wife instead of ur kittay?
7) ever see a bumper sticker saying, "Give your kittay a huggle today"?
8) I know of no one who gives about giving a name to their kittays.
9) you eat with spoons. If you chose to eat with a kittay, you'd be hauled off to jail for animal abuse. (sentrosi, that totaly backfired on u)
10) if you go spoon, you never go back.

[Jaged]

Originally posted by Sentrosi
Figures a Smurf would want to start trouble here.

From the home office, down underground, in a bunker underneath the city of Albany, NY.....10 reasons why kittays pwn spoons!

1) kittays are cute.
2) kittays are fun.
3) you can play with kittays.
4) you can only play with spoons if you're a redneck
5) you have to wash your spoon several times a day, kittays take care of themselves.
6) when was the last time you gave love to your spoon?
7) ever see a bumper sticker saying, "Give your spoon a huggle today"?
8) I know of no one who names their spoons.
9) you eat with spoons. If you chose to eat with a kittay, you'd be hauled off to jail for animal abuse.
10) if you go kittay, you never go back.

[political rant]Sadly, most ppl take better care of their spoons than their kittays, or children these days.[/political rant]

Everything on that list is correct, I will give you that. However, there is more to it. Can you use a kitten as a weapon? I don't think so! You can defend yourself with a spoon by bashing someone over the head. How about using a cat as a musical instrument? No way! Spoons can be used to beat on all kinds of things to make music. Can you balance a kitten on your nose? No! A spoon can easily preform this amazing task.

[Sentrosi]

negative on that Bugger. if you attempt to eat, lets say, peanut butter and put it on your cat and eat the cat, they you'd be hauled off to jail.

P.S. Stealing my list and putting Spoon instead of Kittay just means that the spoon side can't think up their own list. Thus proving once again that....


Kittay > Spoon

[BUGGER]

Originally posted by Jaged
Can you balance a kitten on your nose?

i tryed, it sux and hurts, spoons own.