Planetside AIM Bot

[Doop]

Yeah, I have a PS AIM bot. This bot would really help new players to PlanetSide, or other people if they just want general information. His screen name is "MetalCache48". Do NOT flood him. If you type him anything other than commands, he'll say something extremely stupid. When someone asks what color his eyes are, he asks what you're wearing. Gah.

I'm programming him from www.runabot.com . It's really not as easy as it looks. It requires basic programming skills, and a lot of time and effort. Activate the bot by saying "hey" (no "s). He's not completely done yet...but he will soon. I already have all the weapons down. The armors and vehicles will be done by tonight probably. If you have any questions about Cache, AIM me at Koopa48.

[Christian]

Huh?!?

[Veteran]

Johnny Bravo would know what to do.

[TheRagingGerbil]

[Doop]

Oh yeah.

Download AIM if you don't have it (AOL Instant Messenger, doesn't matter if you have a different ISP, anyone with a connection can use it) at www.aim.com . And for those who actually don't know, a bot is artificial intellegence programmed to, well, tell you shit.

If I really get to work, I can make a thing that'll tell you if someone is ingame or not, and MAYBE one day something that'll let people ingame send /tells to people not playing (sending /tells to those ingame can't be processed).

[Veteran]

Is this satire? I realize the humor value of the AIMbot (AOL Instant Messenger bot) and the notorious aimbot, which constantly centers the user's COF on a local target.

Wallhacks are pretty shitty too.

[Lonehunter]

For all those who have no programming knowledge, please tell them basicly what it does (in simple terms)

[Doop]

>_>

If anyone knows who "SmarterChild" is, it's like that. It's...let's just say...someone who can type extremely fast and tell you information as soon as you ask for it. Just say...for example...?pulsar to MetalCache48. It'll instantly tell you information about it. You can call it a robot, which it basically is, just not physically.

[Firefly]

Not a cheat-AIMBOT, but a "bot" on AOL Instant Messenger (aka AIM).

[starrider]

rofl, after talking to ur bot for a while, i get that theres not only a bot talking is there?

[Dharkbayne]

haha, I thought you were talking about a aimbot too, not a AIMbot.

[dscytherulez]

Haahahaha i programmed one of these a LONG time ago. His name was Dscytheshelper or something similar along those lines @_@. It's not that hard, all you have to do is tell it what to say after a certain word is typed.

[illusionz]

HighTymes860: so which max should i get?
MetalCache48: Oh. The red one, I think.
HighTymes860: yes I fight for the TR
MetalCache48: Tell me more. Thanks for the information : Hightymes said he fight for the tr .
HighTymes860: terran republic, dick
MetalCache48: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
HighTymes860: i dont give a fuck
MetalCache48: Would you ever do it?
HighTymes860: how fast does the ATV travel?
MetalCache48: I can reply to about 60000 queries per hour.
HighTymes860: answer my question
MetalCache48: Please try asking it another way.
HighTymes860: what is planetside?
MetalCache48: It is a good question. I'll ask around and get back to you. I would do a search for it.

[Doop]

hightymes860: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
metalcache48: A whole forest.

Owned by a bot, lmao.

It's not done yet. It'll be soon.

[Visor]

You just send him a tell ingame, right?