funny thing happened today

[ORANGE]

I was sitting with a bunch of my friends at the mall in the food court and one of my friends was checking this really hot woman out probably who was maybe 30 (me and most of my friends are 17) she had one of those shirts that says something of mild entertainment (think it said something about disapearing) and what does he say when she catches him "Just reading your shirt" she came up and slapped him, hilarious. Oh well we all got a good chuckle out of it I thought why shouldn't you too.

[SilverLord]

[AztecWarrior]

Kinda pisses me off how some women wear clothing with messages/images DIRECTLY OVER their breats or buttocks and still get pissed when you try to read them.

[Everay]

yea, like wtf? like the Tshirt hell shirt for girls, says like, jailbait, or you know youd go to jail for this. ect.

[Veteran]

I can only imagine how many full seconds would elapse before I was arrested if I struck a woman for gaping at my unit.

[Robot]

they might as well just make shirts with "LOOK AT MY BOOBS" printed on them

[Jaged]

I wanna see one that says,"I know your looking at my breasts, jackass."

[SlyMarbo]

lol they do
My ex had one that in small print right over her breast said "what you staring at pervert!"

[BigFreak]

Yea, I always have that (not the slapping bit, but yea), like you start reading then you think "Hrm...oh, yea, I'm staring at her tits, aren't I?" then do it a bit more subtley.

[SlyMarbo]

it's easier to walk up and say " i don't want to be rude, what's our shirt say"

[SlyMarbo]

or stare at them then when they notice say, "hey you got nice tits babe" then walk away quickly

[Kikinchikin]

that's assault tho...

[Jimbo]

My wife caught me checking out a woman one time when we were out. I didn't get slapped or anything but even after 8 years, she has never let me forget it.

I have since learned to be more discreet about it!

[Firefly]

That's why you get a woman that checks out other women, and will happily debate you on whether or not said woman is hot, what her finer points are, what her shortcomings are, and whether or not her boobs are real or in a bra.

I refuse to be cowed or punished for admiring the beauty of G'd's creatures.

[Pilgrim]

Yup

ME and the Wife to be agreed early on that there are other attractive people in the world.

Because of this as long as it's not disrespectful to the other (ie no comparing) then it's ok to state that someone is attractive. The funny thing is, with that freedom, neither of us really does it.

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