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Old 2004-05-10, 09:42 PM   [Ignore Me] #1
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Naming your child Jesus.


I was at CiCi's pizza with our band during our school-day tour. And one of the desk guys was named Jesus. That got me thinking, what could compell someone to name their kid Jesus. Everytime he introduces himself, he'll get a funny look. At least.

At most he'll be a Christian. Then if he changes churches, he's talking to the Rev. after a service. Rev asks him to introduce himself. Guy says "Hey, I'm Jesus." Rev's like "Heretic! Burn him!"


Terrible.



Do the world a favor. If you have kids, don't name 'em Jesus.
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Old 2004-05-10, 09:44 PM   [Ignore Me] #2
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Actually, among my fellow Hispanics, it is common to name your son 'Jesus'. Of course, it's pronounced way different, and you wouldn't know it unless you read it.
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Old 2004-05-10, 09:45 PM   [Ignore Me] #3
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What about guys named Mohammad? You know, the founder of Islam?
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Old 2004-05-10, 09:45 PM   [Ignore Me] #4
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What, like "Hey-Zeus"
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Old 2004-05-10, 09:46 PM   [Ignore Me] #5
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Originally Posted by Mr1337Duck
What, like "Hey-Zeus"
Close enough. "Hey-Suse" is closer.
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Old 2004-05-10, 09:48 PM   [Ignore Me] #6
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Indeed. I have yet to see a Jesus not of Hispanic origin.
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Old 2004-05-10, 09:51 PM   [Ignore Me] #7
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I'm going to name my first born Jeezuss, and if it's a girl, I shall call her **** or possibly Weege.
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Old 2004-05-10, 09:57 PM   [Ignore Me] #8
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Originally Posted by SDM
I'm going to name my first born Jeezuss, and if it's a girl, I shall call her **** or possibly Weege.
How can you have kids when all the sex you do is anal?
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Old 2004-05-10, 09:57 PM   [Ignore Me] #9
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im naming my kid Jeebus.
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Old 2004-05-10, 10:31 PM   [Ignore Me] #10
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Dang-da-da-dang-da-dang-da-dang-dang!
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Old 2004-05-10, 10:35 PM   [Ignore Me] #11
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When I went to mexico, the guy who gave us our little All inclusive wristbands for the hotel was named Jesus. Quite the story actually. It seemed the wristband he gave my brother and I were full adult ones (IE: alchohol passes). Now I can say that Jesus gave me alchohol in mexico.
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Old 2004-05-10, 11:22 PM   [Ignore Me] #12
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The guy who owes me 5 bucks and still hasn't payed me since last year is named Jesus. A pretty damn common name in California.
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Old 2004-05-10, 11:27 PM   [Ignore Me] #13
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Originally Posted by Corrosion
The guy who owes me 5 bucks and still hasn't payed me since last year is named Jesus. A pretty damn common name in California.
Its not very common in the Bay Area where I live.
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Old 2004-05-10, 11:32 PM   [Ignore Me] #14
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FINE! So. Cal.
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Old 2004-05-11, 02:12 AM   [Ignore Me] #15
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in spanish, the J makes the english H sound.
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