Need a good comeback

[Jaged]

Anyone know any good names to call fat people? This stupid fat kid keeps pushing me around and I need to show him whos boss. I just cant think of anything.oh, and dont hold back if its realy mean. The meaner the better.*evil laughing*

Oh, and no offence to fat people.

[Revolution]

I dont know what grade or age you are talking about but in grade school and high school bullies used to pick on me. Untill they pushed to hard I stood up to em showing no fear sometimes fists when it became necessary, as a last alternative. Usually they back down after you show them your not going to take it anymore.
Name calling, like flaming, usually doesnt work. Look at the people who flame on this board, does name calling work to chill them out?

My 3 cents worth(Inflation)

[ABRAXAAS]

Yes like he said ,dont try to use your wits ,and take the good way out ,you kick his ass ,cause only violence solves problems

LOL! just remeber, its only school and when you finaly get out and get on with life ,you'll look back when your doing well for yourself ,and he's just a big fat bully ,livin at home drinkin beer downloading kiddie porn,and laugh and that will be the best reward

[Revolution]

Originally posted by ABRAXAAS
and he's just a big fat bully ,livin at home drinkin beer downloading kiddie porn,and laugh and that will be the best reward

Whats wrong with that?

Seriously I DID NOT say use violence I said it came to that on occasion as a last result.

Here is an example. Abraxaass, you are just a lil bitch 12 year old that has no right to talk about jack till you grow some pubic hairs. (Now do you think that made any difference to someone like him? I will say No)

Now on the other hand. Lets say he was a classmate and always flamed me, and I just ignored it, till he kept pushing and I finally stand up say, look, STFU with your shit! I am not gonna take it from someone who's Mom is so fat she plays pool with the planets! Your mamma is so fat she wore a malcom X shirt and a helicopter tried to land on her, from someone who's mamma is so fat when she bungee jumped she went straight to Hell, from someone who's mamma is so fat the only thing keeping her from going to Jenny Craig was the Door, who's mama's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh, who's mama's so fat, when she played hide-n-go-seek, she hid behind a water tower, who's mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station, who's mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama", who's mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to put her picture on the milk truck, who's mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down, who's mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 45 years to live, who's mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her, who's mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid, " she comes crashing through the wall, who's mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her, who's mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial, who's mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the light bulb who's mama's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot, who's mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale, who's mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone, who's mama's so fat, when the cashier at KFC asked what size bucket she wanted, she said the one on the roof, who's mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.

But I do not condone making fun of him.....

[Ludio]

See above posts for usefull info...

If you just want to have fun though then insult him in ways above his level of comprehension. For example you could call him a gourmet savant. Comebacks are usually spur of the moment things, see what you have to work with. If he is seriously bullying you then see above posts as I said, if he is just being an asshole then be confident of your superiority.

[afex]

if you have to go to forums for advice on comebacks, you are in no position to be insulting anybody.

[Revolution]

Originally posted by ABRAXAAS
Rev do you know where I could download some really good gay porn?

No! I dont swing that way I am a T & A man! Dont ask me shit like that whats wrong with you?! Not even a PM, you ask on the forum! ?!

[Revolution]

NOW YOU DELETED YOUR POST?!?!










*This was a test of the UYWAPBA (Using Your Whits Against People Being Assholes)
*This was an example only, and herebye any names, posts, or responses are fictional and UYWAPBA takes no liability.

[ABRAXAAS]

someones a little petty ,You see the little smiley face after my post ,that means ,im making a funny ,then I put LOL also meaning laughing, and what I posted obviously was a hyperbolization of your post, Im getting a little tired of having to explain myself to veery dumbass with no sense of humour.

[afex]

Originally posted by ABRAXAAS
someones a little petty ,You see the little smiley face after my post ,that means ,im making a funny ,then I put LOL also meaning laughing, and what I posted obviously was a hyperbolization of your post, Im getting a little tired of having to explain myself to veery dumbass with no sense of humour.

he's not the one who deleted his post

[ABRAXAAS]

Oh come on I dedent delete any posts,what the hell is that ,I dont even have the ability to delete posts, yah I actually asked the guy where to buy gay porn ? what the fuck ,I hope your joking

[Ludio]

Abraxaas, I don't think that being a MENSA troll is a good idea right now, Hamma has already warned you hasn't he?

[ABRAXAAS]

see proof that I cant delete a post , i just tried

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so there

[ABRAXAAS]

Originally posted by Ludio
Abraxaas, I don't think that being a MENSA troll is a good idea right now, Hamma has already warned you hasn't he?

what the hell did I do now

[Jaged]

Thats all good advice. But I know the situation better than any of you and I think a good name that I could call him would work best. The problem is alot more complicated than you know(hes actualy kindof my friend, its a long story). Im just asking for a good fat name type thingy to call him.