Funny names

[Zodiac]

There is a black girl named Geography that comes into my mothers work on occasion.

[Triggar]

Originally Posted by Jennyboo

Apple some star called their kid Apple

Gwenyth Paltrow and Chris Martin did, which is such a shame because I bet my ass that's going to be one good looking kid.

The last name "Quiddlebum" sucks, especially if you're marrying into that name. I'm glad I found a man with a nice, normal, easily pronouncable last name so I no longer have to spell the name for everyone.

But here's a pretty crappy name for you. My mom is straight off the boat Sicilian (well, WAS in 1969). When she was born, her parents named her - get this - Crocifissa. Which as you can imagine is the Italian word for "crucifix". I guess it's a family name, yada yada yada. But when she came to be naturalizied in the United States, she wisely "translated" the name and now her legal name is Christina.

Bless her heart, I discovered this fact after searching through legal documents to get my passport. She never breathed a word of it before, and she's still embarassed about it now!!

[Zodiac]

edit: ahh nvm

[BIGTROJANMAN]

Theres a kid that my dad grew up with named jimmy balls, and he has a son named Dusty balls

[Triggar]

Why would you DO that to your poor kid!

[Baneblade]

Could have named him Richard Balls...that would be funny.

[Mag-Mower]

Adolf Hitler... who in the right mind would name their child Adolf, sounds like Rudolph, Which is why i never like That rein deer...
And in nascar, there is a guy named Dick Trickle...

[ChewyLSB]

Adolf was a popular German name pre-1945, it obviously declined in popularity after World War II. It's also pronounced with a short-a, not a long one.

[Neon Apocalypse]

oo i got some good ones

Pat McCrotch

Jack Hoffman

[SDM]

Phil McKracken. yay I win again!

[Retroactive]

Harry Buttz. It's actually in our phonebook. Well, off to Texas for 7 days I go, see ya all!

[Darksim]

One of my Principals was named Jack Offman.
Yea in the notes it was always "J. Offman"

[Lonehunter]

I have a friend Jerry Wood, they call his cousin Hairy...