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2004-08-05, 01:24 AM
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What's the purpose of this petition?
This petition calls for sechsy, high-res pictures of Triggar in a swimsuit  (Ivan gave me the idea in the "Be Nice" thread). The secondary purpose of this petition is for it to survive and take effect before martyr comes and guns us down.Why are we doing this? Because pictures of Eine in a swimsuit was good, but didn't quite cut it. What about pictures of Ivan dancing in his manties? Holy crap, good idea. Shouldn't we be asking for nekkid pictures? Let's not give martyr any additional reasons to string us up for target practice. Shouldn't Jenny be in on this? Jennyboo, bless her heart, is the admin's girlfriend. And while we would welcome pictures of her as well, one of the intentions of this petition is not for it to get locked. Will Aztec be morally opposed to this petition? So?  If you wish to participate in this noble effort for a Triggar Swimsuit Special, quote the passage below and add your name to it. The Official Petition for Triggar Swimsuit Pictures We, the Undersigned, call for believe that it is for the benefit of PSU and mankind as a whole that sechsy Trig pictures be posted. In exchange we, the Undersigned, will grant Triggar mega-coolio points (to be paid in smaller installments of super-coolio points over the course of 20 years, adjusting for interest). And while we're at it, we, the Undersigned, declare that a great tree be given to Dhark as a gift. ------------------------------------------------------------- 1. UncleDynamite
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2004-08-05, 01:43 AM
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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2004-08-05, 01:44 AM
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2004-08-05, 01:44 AM
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Lightbulb Collector
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By the way...this won't work at all. You have to remember that Triggar's debut was actually speaking out AGAINST Ultraviolet for "BLOLOL I HAVE BOOBIES" Given, she's descended from "Aztec acceptable moral standards" (
 ) to "Almost BLOLOL I HAVE BOOBIES." But she still won't.I am morally opposed. Bitches. Seriously.
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. Last edited by AztecWarrior; 2004-08-05 at 01:48 AM. |
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2004-08-05, 01:47 AM
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2004-08-05, 01:49 AM
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Lightbulb Collector
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The gun katas. Through analysis of thousands of recorded gunfights, the Cleric has determined that the geometric distribution of antagonists in any gun battle is a statistically predictable element. The gun kata treats the gun as a total weapon, each fluid position representing a maximum kill zone, inflicting maximum damage on the maximum number of opponents while keeping the defender clear of the statistically traditional trajectories of return fire. By the rote mastery of this art, your firing efficiency will rise by no less than 120%. The difference of a 63% increase to lethal proficiency makes the master of the gun katas an adversary not to be taken lightly. |
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martyr is gonna kill me(if triggar doesnt first)
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